PART I: SOCK SENSE

One of the above items is not a sock?

One of the above socks is not a solid color sock?

Which sock above has polka dots?

Only one of the above objects is commonly associated with socks?

Which of the above is least likely to purchase more than one pair of socks a year?

A:

B:

C:

D:

F:

Which of the above fabrics has a striped pattern?

A:

B:

C:

D:

F:

Which of the above pairs do not match?

When you see a person wearing mismatched socks are you?
Disinterested:  Upset:  Attracted: Repulsed: 

When you see a person violating the rules of sock attire are you?
Disinterested:  Upset: Attracted:  Repulsed:

When you see a person badly soxed do you?
Ignore it:  Tell them: Chastise them:  Debase them: 

When you lose a sock do you?
Shrug it off:  Hate the world:  Hate yourself:  Panic:

When you lose a sock do you?
Do Nothing:  Search yourself: Assign another member of the household:  Demand all residents search: 

When you lose a sock do you?
Do Nothing:  Search immediately: Search while cleaning:  Cancel everything and search immediately: 

How many hours do you spend searching for a lost sock?
Under 1:  1 to 2:  2 to 5:  Over 5: 

If female would you marry a man who wore brown socks with black shoes?
Not female:  Yes:  No:
 

If male would you marry a woman who wore socks to bed?
Not male:  Yes:  No:

The Bureau's Museum contains a sock belonging to? 

Olenka Lanskova made socks for Tsar Nicholas the 2nd's:

How many silk worms were used to make a pair of socks for Grover Gransmithe? 

In The Tale of the Purloined Sock Charlie Chan could tell that Ernest Blake Rutherford was not a woman because of?