I lost my socks.  Won't anybody help me

  It was my favorite sock.  It was my lucky sock.

If it was then only one sock in the world.

I'd wear it every day.   Help me!

 "Why don't I contact

the Bureau of Missing Socks for you?"

Please!  I love my sock!

Sherlock Hound works at

the Bureau of Missing Socks .

Call them!

up.  Please!

"You can't call them.  You have to email them."

Email?

"Let me show you!"

"Click on the button...

and you may get your sock back."